Weird Song Titles
- “My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama” – Frank Zappa
- “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” – Frank Zappa
- “Everybody must get stoned” – Dylan
- “Stoned Soul Picnic” – Fifth Dimension
- “Killing an Arab” – The Cure
- “The Mirror Conspiracy” – Theivery Corporation
- “I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth” – Frank Zappa
- “John Wayne was a nazi – MDC
- “My Ass Is On Fire” – Mr Bungle
- “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict” – Pink Floyd
- “Your Shirt Would Look Better With A Columbian Neck-Tie” – I Killed The Prom Queen
- “On The Bright Side, She Could Choke” – Fear Before The March Of Flames
- “Surgically Removing The Tracking Device” – Say Anything
- “Nothing’s gonna change my clothes” – They Might Be Giants
- “Minimum Wage” – TMBG
- “The Voice of Cheese” – Frank Zappa
- “Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You” – Ramones
- “Don’t Drop the Soap With Anyone Else but Me” – Stan Ridgeway
- “Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey” – Beatles
- “Mountains of Illinois” – Chet Atkins
- “Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge” – the Screaming Blue Messiahs
- “De Do Do Do De Da Da Da” – Police
- “Don’t Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk” – The Cramps
- “A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying” – The Bloodhound Gang
- “Mine Smell Like Honey” – REM
- “Rock Lobster” – B52′s
- “I Kicked A Boy” – The Sundays
- “We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows” – No FX
- “You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly ” – Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
- “Alex Descends Into Hell For A Bottle Of Milk” – U2
- “Shoplifters of the World Unite” – The Smiths
- “Satan Gave Me A Taco” – Beck
- “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” – Pearl Jam
- “Why Don’t We Do it In the Road?” – Beatles
- “That Episode of the X-Files where Mulder and Scully Find the Little Girls With Their Eyes Burned Out Because of Angels” – Technology Vs. Horse
- “The World’s my Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum” – King Crimson
