General George S. Patton Quotes (World War II)

Translator: The general would like to know if you will drink a toast with him.

Patton: Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch. 

Translator: [Nervous] I can't tell him that! 

Patton: Tell him, every word. 

Translator: [In Russian] He says he will not drink with you or any Russian son of a bitch. 

Russian general: [In Russian] Tell him he is a son of a bitch, too. Now! 

Translator: [Very nervous] He says he thinks you are a son of a bitch, too. 

Patton: [laughing] All right. All right, tell him I'll drink to that; one son of a bitch to another.

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